Somebody here should appreciate this. In the days of the "DOS Compatible" PPC models i.e. 6100/66 w/DOS compatibility card (circa 1995-1996), a co-worker who was a LINUX guru was writing some AppleScript and Perl code, we were utilizing the DOS card for something, I forget the details, but we were having some friendly platform banter one day and he says (imagine your best Darth Vader impersonation, with clenched fist) "you don't knnnooww the powah of the DOS Side". Still cracks me up. Jesse, if you're out there, you da man!